Neither are we!
In fact, on more than one occasion, we've found ourselves sitting on our porch squinting into the morning sun, wondering if we should sneak a little whiskey into our cup.*
If you've had a rough night (or even if you haven't!), the best way to wash away any residual sleepiness is with the bold, beautiful, complex scent of a very fine whiskey, sweet tobacco, and strong coffee.
Will this make you smell like you've been drinking first thing in the morning?
Heck no! We know we have things to do and people to see (which is why we don't have actual whiskey first thing, either), so when you get out of the shower, it mellows to an almost chocolatey deliciousness.
"YUM." is what everyone's gonna say when you come their way... I mean, more than they usually say that, ya tiger!
It will wash away any misadventures and leave you feeling bold and brilliant to face a new day!
If you're getting a rough start first thing in the morning, you need a soap that smells like whiskey, sweet tobacco, and black coffee!
Outlaw cold-process, handmade, natural soap is handcrafted in Sparks, Nevada using vegan, cruelty-free, ethically sourced oils. We've picked special oils for exactly the right amount of lather and moisturizingness (is that a word? it is now!). This makes Outlaw soap both delightfully sudsy in the shower and silky smooth after the shower.
This isn't just whiskey soap, it's life-changingly amazing whiskey soap!
* Why "Hair of the Dog"?
You: Wait, does someone want to smell like a dog?
Us: No... Let me clarify:
"The expression 'the hair of the dog,' for an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover, is a shortening of 'a hair of the dog that bit you.' It comes from an old belief that someone bitten by a rabid dog could be cured of rabies by taking a potion containing some of the dog's hair." from Lexico.com
So, basically, if you use this soap (or cologne) when you've got a hangover, it'll act (theoretically) as a hangover cure!
P.S. Do not ingest dog hair from a rabid dog. This doesn't work. Medicine and our understanding of the human body has come a long way since the Medieval times.
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4ish oz of this cold process, natural, handmade soap lasts a few weeks (depending on your body hair).